Can we motivate you to send us “motivational quotes”?

You may have noticed that notifications from Pipedrive end with “motivational quotes” like:

You’re receiving this email because you are not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to sell, people buy from him.

or

You’re a born deal closer. If not today then some day.

We reckoned these quotes would make these official-sounding notifications a little more interesting, and so far people seemed to have liked them. It’s good fun coming up with these tongue-in-cheek quotes, and it’s time to let you have some as well. Please add your funny and motivational quotes in comments, and the best ones will have an eternal life in Pipedrive. We also reserve the right to send our T-shirts to three authors of best quotes.

Photo on poster by APatterson

  • Wayne

    Next week, a doctor with a flashlight shows us where sales projections come from. ~ Scott Adams 

  • Anonymous

    “…well, that sale is not going to close itself! ”  -Me

  • Anonymous

    “Probably not a good day to make a sale.” Said no one. Ever.

  • Anonymous

    We miss 100 percent of the sales we don’t ask for. – Zig Ziglar
    Don’t sell.  Solve – ?

    The sales person will convince you that even though the glass is half full/empty you are getting more than your money’s worth compared to buying a full glass. 

  • Andrus

    Ross and Wayne – thank you for the contributions! Personally liked the one from Scott Adams but that didn’t feel suitable for Pipedrive. Added the glass-half-empty anonymous quote and ”Well, that sale is not going to close itself! ” from Ross.

    Keep ‘em coming!

  • Hakan Massoud Navabi

    Ethnicity by Hakan Massoud Navabi

    It doesn’t matter from which ethnicity you belong to; but always be like
    bounded body and never let anyone suffer in pain. Lets throw hate away.
    Lets all think for just five minutes; what will happen if we are
    disunited and United?!

  • Hakan Massoud Navabi

     Stability by Hakan Massoud Navabi

    If everyone loved peace, stability, a faithful world and earth; then
    there would have been two heaven for humans. First the Sky Heaven as it
    already exists and created by almighty God and then the Earth Heaven,
    that humans could create it.

  • Joydeyounge

    Who or what I spend my time with and think about determines my Destiny . JEUNE.E.MCINTYRE.

  • Americanspeakersbureau

    I suck at coming up with some but I gotta say that that baby is adorable. 

    http://www.speakersbureau.com

  • sandyr

    “If you wanted a SAIL, you should have called Christopher Cross.”

    ref=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_(Christopher_Cross_song)
    img=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PwvlMOe9Ppk/T8fWxRiW1eI/AAAAAAAAEtg/9_eepAnFOLE/s1600/ZZZ011342-PP.jpg

    • Andrus

      Ha, this got me laughing, but some might not get the joke without checking Wikipedia. One to keep in mind, thanks!